Katie
Artist | Student | Traditional Art

United States

_{^{My family has no idea what to think of me, so I am a DISGRACE.}}

Hey, I'm Katie, but most of the people I know call me Kat, Twixi, or Katie.

I never have a solid set of moods, so I'm constantly overly emotional and almost always bitchy. Oh, well. c:


PERSONAL QUOTES



"Wish me luck. I have to spend the day with Ronnie."
"Oh God. May the force be with you."
"Thank you."
"You're strong, Brewsky."
(Kat&&Abby)

"You're so...odd." (Kat constantly)

"You're ridiculous." (" ")

"You are white trash."
"Pardon?"
"Well, you are trash. And you're a hoe."
"Weeeeeell, let's look at this situation. Who's the pregnant one here?" (Kat vs Packo)

"Look. I don't like my brother, but I love him. Now, if someone's going to call him a douchebag, it's only natural I want to call them a dumb bitch back." (Kat)

"-burp-""CHUNKY! -punchs-" "FUCK." (Kat&&Tay)

"...I'm okay..."
"OMG, ABBY. COME ON." (Abby && Kat)

"TAYLOR, PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON."
"NO, KAT, I DON'T WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU!~<3" (Kat&&Tay)

"Good kitty. -pats abdomen-"
"Prrrr~." (Drew&&Kat)

"KATIE. Th...That kid deserves his head..."
"Lisa, we're talking about Micheal and Alix. NOT Drew."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, STUPID. I wasn't talking to you!" (Lisa&&Mom)

"Kat, do they...expect you to be the only gay one?"
"...Lisa?"
"I didn't mean that...that gay.."
"Happy?"
"Yes."
"Uhm. I'm confused." (Lisa&&Kat)

"You're not right." (Kat repeatedly)

[early in the morning] "-watching Big Time Rush- MOM! Looooook! I'nt he sexeh?!"
"Katie, he's not sexy. None of them are."
"OMGosh! Are you seriously doubting the SEXINESS of JAMES MASLOW!?"
"I can't doubt something he's not." (Mom & Katie)

"-throws water bottle at Katie- I DON'T GET THE FRICKEN POINT OF SMART WATER! IT'S JUST WATER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"
"...-opens the water bottle and hands it back to Mathew- It's because you have to be smarter then the bottle." (Mathew and Katie)

"Guess what."
"You broke up with Alix?"
"No."
"Then I don't give a fuck." (Katie and Micheal)

"If there was Big Time Rush p0rn, you'd probably buy it, wouldn't you?"
"Every. Effing. Copy."
"If your mom found it?"
"Blame it on you and Mat." (Katie/Micheal)

"If you were in a hurry to get away from someone, I understand, but you totally almost hit me in the process."
"Nah, I wasn't even close to you, don't worry."
"Okay, so you weren't, but YOU COULD HAVE BEEN!" (Katie & Creighton)

"Drink this!"
"After you both drank out of it, I think not!" (Joe/Katie)

"Suck my cock!" [ Katie repeated line]

"Son of a cock-sucking faggot!" [Katie]

"How do you spell dildo? D-i-l-d-o, right?"
"Yeah...?"
"See Ashli, I told you!"
"DUDE, I thought it was d-i-l-d-o-e." [Linda/Katie/Ashli]

"You're a fag!" [Katie repeatedly]

"You MAKE ME WANT TO PUNCH RUSSIAN ACCIDENT BABIES!" [Katie to Jojo]

"Stop or I'll hit you in the tit."
[keeps going]
[hits in tit]
"OW, FUCKER!" [Katie/Jon]

[after Katie gets hit in the lap with a flying kickball] "NOW YOU CAN'T HAVE BABIES!" (Joe)

While dancing around in K-mart, one of the workers caught me. When she asked me if I was dancing, I simply replied, "No." Not because I was embarrassed, but because of how embarrassed she seemed as she walked away.

"Do you think your mom will accept 'pokemon is on' as an excuse not to come to work?"
"No." - Evan/Katie

"Dad, I feel...tall... -gestures at short guys-"
"AHOY! THEY BE STEALIN' ME LUCKY CHARMS! -Steve and I laugh- Seriously, though, where is my burlap sack? I have to have them!" - Me/Dad



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[COSPLAY ACCOUNT: ~oxORottenRomanceOxo]






Current Residence: Kandyland Mental Asylum
Favourite genre of music: Screamo
Favourite style of art: Anime/Manga
Operating System: Windows XP Professional
MP3 player of choice: iPod Touch
Wallpaper of choice: Fireflies.
Favourite cartoon character: Spongebob Squarepants.
Personal Quote: "I HAVE THE BOOBS, I MAKE THE RULES!"

Boredom is my middle name today. Yesterday it was Sausage. Maybe tomorrow it'll be Toast.

"My dick hurts!" "Pants a little tight today?" "FSCK YOU!"

Me: How do you transport an elephant over seas?
Abby: ...Y-...?!

Me: Oooooooooo. Porn.

"Aww! Reid looks so cute in that FBI vest!"

"I want a naked Matthew Gray Gubler (Reid from Criminal Minds) to jump out of my birthday cake...Or a naked David Caruso. (H from CSI:Miami)"

"Are those geese walking on ice?"
"No Grey, they're walking on water! THEY'RE JESUS GEESE!" -- Grey + Dad



Warning: I will more then likely offend you at some point.

"Of all the worldly passions, lust is
the most intense. All other worldly passions seem to follow in its train."

"I love a lot of other things too." "?!" "You're 75%, don't worry."



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